Episode 66 · 1:30
Romeo and Sausage
Under a Verona balcony at dusk, Larry serenades his lady with a ring of sausage — swords come out, a friar shows up, and the only thing sweeter than young love is the smell of peppers on the fire.
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Under a Verona balcony at dusk, Larry serenades his lady with a ring of sausage — swords come out, a friar shows up, and the only thing sweeter than young love is the smell of peppers on the fire. It's episode 66 of the Uncle Larry Adventures collection — a 1:30 cinematic short film starring Uncle Larry, the man who walks into rooms he was never invited to and walks out a legend (usually with sausage and peppers).
- Runtime
- 1:30
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- Series
- Uncle Larry Adventures
Full transcript
But soft. What light through yonder window breaks? It is Sally and she looks smoking hot. Larry! But the mind is stain. voice down. My father hates sausages. I'm Sally Peppers. You're Larry Sausage. Our families have been fighting since the great barbecue of 1997. Then marry me and together we shall become sausage and peppers. Get away from my daughter, you greasy little link. And God. They say I Larry, that's not a sword. And so I had. Prepare to die. Prepare to be lightly seasoned. You barely touched him. I'm committed to the scene. Do you, Larry Sausage, take Sally Peppers. Absolutely. I wasn't finished. Neither am I. With the vows. I meant the vows. My love is gone. Without her life has no flavor. Larry, that's hot sauce. Wherefore art thou an idiot? Because love is blind and apparently very spicy. A scream.
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