Episode 64 · 1:30
Porkeies
Larry wanders out of the rain and into Porkeies — the neon-lit hog joint where the sign says OPEN and the sausage and peppers never stop coming.
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Larry wanders out of the rain and into Porkeies — the neon-lit hog joint where the sign says OPEN and the sausage and peppers never stop coming. It's episode 64 of the Uncle Larry Adventures collection — a 1:30 cinematic short film starring Uncle Larry, the man who walks into rooms he was never invited to and walks out a legend (usually with sausage and peppers).
- Runtime
- 1:30
- Published
- Series
- Uncle Larry Adventures
Full transcript
Gentlemen, we have arrived. Larry, this place looks like you can catch something just from the parking lot. That's how you know it's good. You boys looking for a good time? We're looking for a great time. Then go somewhere else. Get it off me! Recognize the hand sausage. Sally? You're dead. Please tell me you actually have a plan. I have something better. That's a sausage. Exactly. You little bastards! Nobody screws with Larry sausage! So, shower thing forgiven? No. Worth asking. Drive, sausage. Sausage and peppers, baby!
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