Episode 27 · 1:31
Do Not Touch
A high-security lab, a glowing tarantula tank, and an uncle who has never once read a warning sign.
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- #unclelarryadventures
- #donottouch
- #lab
- #spider
- #sausageandpeppers
- #italiansausage
- #italianfood
- #shortfilm
- #comedy
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<iframe src="https://unclelarryadventures.com/embed/do-not-touch" title="Do Not Touch — Uncle Larry Adventures" width="640" height="360" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen loading="lazy"></iframe>About “Do Not Touch”
A high-security lab, a glowing tarantula tank, and an uncle who has never once read a warning sign. It's episode 27 of the Uncle Larry Adventures collection — a 1:31 cinematic short film starring Uncle Larry, the man who walks into rooms he was never invited to and walks out a legend (usually with sausage and peppers).
- Runtime
- 1:31
- Published
- Series
- Uncle Larry Adventures
Full transcript
Larry, the sign literally says do not touch. Relax, Sally, spiders love me. Ow! Still love you? We're having a disagreement. Sally! What did you do? I think I have superpowers. Did you just shoot a sausage? With great power, comes great lunch. You look ridiculous. I look incredible. I'm okay. Larry, bad guy, 11 o'clock. I meant to do that. Another criminal brought to justice. I literally did everything. Superheroes work as a team, Sally. You know, Sally, every superhero needs his special someone. Larry, your sticky sausage rope is stuck to your pants. Sally! My hero.
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Is sausage and peppers gluten-free?
The dish itself is gluten-free — sausage, peppers, onions, olive oil. The risk is in the sausage itself, since some brands use breadcrumb or wheat-based fillers, and in the roll. Buy links labeled gluten-free and serve over polenta, rice or a certified gluten-free roll.
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