Episode 23 · 0:46
Podium Privileges
Blue curtains, hot lights, and an uncle reading a statement nobody cleared.
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Blue curtains, hot lights, and an uncle reading a statement nobody cleared. It's episode 23 of the Uncle Larry Adventures collection — a 0:46 cinematic short film starring Uncle Larry, the man who walks into rooms he was never invited to and walks out a legend (usually with sausage and peppers).
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- 0:46
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- Uncle Larry Adventures
Full transcript
My fellow Americans, today we face an issue of great national importance. He's not getting to the important stuff. Mr. President, I got this. My fellow Americans, our country needs two things right now: Sausage, and peppers. Sausage gives us strength, peppers give us flavor. Together, they give us America. Mr. Vice President, what about the economy? More sausage. Foreign policy? Peppers. Larry, give the president his podium back. Fine. But lunch is on me.
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