Episode 24 · 1:30
Beach Report
Palm trees, a loud Hawaiian shirt, and an uncle delivering a vacation update nobody requested.
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Palm trees, a loud Hawaiian shirt, and an uncle delivering a vacation update nobody requested. It's episode 24 of the Uncle Larry Adventures collection — a 1:30 cinematic short film starring Uncle Larry, the man who walks into rooms he was never invited to and walks out a legend (usually with sausage and peppers).
- Runtime
- 1:30
- Published
- Series
- Uncle Larry Adventures
Full transcript
Continue the same chic. Larry, they said there's a shark in the water. Sally, they say a lot of things. Last week they said I should lower my cholesterol. I stopped listening. Sure. Everybody out of the water! Larry, we have to go. I've got six sausages on here, I'm not abandoning them. Show off. What's in the cooler? Emergency supplies. chic, chic, chic. You packed no water. Sally, peppers have water in them. And a dog. That is a big fish. It's a shark! I know what he wants. Do not feed the shark. We're gonna need a bigger sausage. Get your own. You realize he knows where you live now. Continue the same chic. after growling at your door.
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