Episode 21 · 0:30
Order in the Court
Sworn in, seated front row, and answering questions he was never asked.
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Sworn in, seated front row, and answering questions he was never asked. It's episode 21 of the Uncle Larry Adventures collection — a 0:30 cinematic short film starring Uncle Larry, the man who walks into rooms he was never invited to and walks out a legend (usually with sausage and peppers).
- Runtime
- 0:30
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- Series
- Uncle Larry Adventures
Full transcript
Mr. Larry, can you remain completely impartial? Depends, what did the guy do? He's accused of stealing. Stealing what? A package of sausage. You're unforgettably impartial, fry this guy. Mr. Larry. Sorry, your Honor, that got personal. Exhibit A. Your Honor, can the jury inspect the evidence? Absolutely not. Mr. Larry, you're dismissed from jury duty. Fine, but somebody better refrigerate exhibit A. This whole justice system is a disaster.
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