Episode 19 · 0:30
Nothing to Declare
Blazer, roller bag, and a security line Larry treats like a red carpet.
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<iframe src="https://unclelarryadventures.com/embed/nothing-to-declare" title="Nothing to Declare — Uncle Larry Adventures" width="640" height="360" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen loading="lazy"></iframe>About “Nothing to Declare”
Blazer, roller bag, and a security line Larry treats like a red carpet. It's episode 19 of the Uncle Larry Adventures collection — a 0:30 cinematic short film starring Uncle Larry, the man who walks into rooms he was never invited to and walks out a legend (usually with sausage and peppers).
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- 0:30
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- Series
- Uncle Larry Adventures
Full transcript
Sir, we're going to need to open your bag. Yeah. I get that a lot. Sir, why do you have 40 pounds of sausage? Why don't you? Are these all yours? Depends. Are you hungry? Wait! You forgot one. Keep it. Welcome to the family.
More Uncle Larry short films

Red Carpet Ready
Larry and Sally hit the Oscars red carpet in full black-tie style. Cameras flash, the crowd roars, and Larry proves a tuxedo pairs beautifully with supreme confidence.

Jungle Grill
Larry and Sally trek deep into the jungle and stumble into a gorilla family cookout. Sausage and peppers hit the campfire, the cooler gets raided, and Larry discovers he fits right in with the locals.

Mouse House Mayhem
Larry and Sally befriend one very hungry mouse at a sunset amusement park. A taste of spicy sauce sends their new pal racing for the nearest ride — and gives the whole park a fiery finale.
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