Episode 70 · 1:00
The Five Families
A sit-down at the barbershop, a christening across town, and one question that decides everything — Larry settles all family business the only way he knows how: with a tray of sausage and peppers.
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A sit-down at the barbershop, a christening across town, and one question that decides everything — Larry settles all family business the only way he knows how: with a tray of sausage and peppers. It's episode 70 of the Uncle Larry Adventures collection — a 1:00 cinematic short film starring Uncle Larry, the man who walks into rooms he was never invited to and walks out a legend (usually with sausage and peppers).
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- 1:00
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- Series
- Uncle Larry Adventures
Full transcript
Larry, do you renounce evil? I do. What are you doing? Larry sends his regards. You're not my usual guy. No, I'm Larry's guy. It's finished. All five families are gone. Then New York's to you? No, Sally, it belongs to the family. Don's sausage.
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