Episode 22 · 0:38
Sideline Access
Two briefcases, one field pass, and Larry walking in like he owns the broadcast.
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Two briefcases, one field pass, and Larry walking in like he owns the broadcast. It's episode 22 of the Uncle Larry Adventures collection — a 0:38 cinematic short film starring Uncle Larry, the man who walks into rooms he was never invited to and walks out a legend (usually with sausage and peppers).
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- 0:38
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- Uncle Larry Adventures
Full transcript
Larry, being a great sports agent is about relationships, trust, and negotiating. I'm excellent at negotiating. I once got two sausages for the price of one. My client wants $40 million guaranteed, a signing bonus, and unlimited sausage at training camp. Who's your client? I knew I forgot something. Are you Larry the agent? That depends. You hungry? Please stop recruiting people with food. Doug, trust the process. Are you Larry the agent? That depends. You hungry? Please stop recruiting people with food. Doug,
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