Episode 45 · 1:04
Table for Two
Brick walls, low amber light, one martini between them. Larry pitches his sausage and peppers philosophy across a candlelit trattoria table while his date decides whether dinner is a date or a cooking lesson — a one-minute short about ordering well in an Italian restaurant.
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About “Table for Two”
Brick walls, low amber light, one martini between them. Larry pitches his sausage and peppers philosophy across a candlelit trattoria table while his date decides whether dinner is a date or a cooking lesson — a one-minute short about ordering well in an Italian restaurant. It's episode 45 of the Uncle Larry Adventures collection — a 1:04 cinematic short film starring Uncle Larry, the man who walks into rooms he was never invited to and walks out a legend (usually with sausage and peppers).
- Runtime
- 1:04
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- Series
- Uncle Larry Adventures
Full transcript
Hi. Brent Bell Peppers, like the vegetable, but more tasty. Tina Tomatoes. Wow. We already have a lot in common. Because we're named after vegetables. Tomatoes are vegetables? Wait, bell peppers? Do you know Sally Peppers? Sally? Yeah, my buddy Lorie Sausage is always hanging out with her. Lorie Sausage? Sally is my best friend. No way, Lorie's one of my best friends. We met when he tried to grill a sausage in a parking grat. Why? I never asked. Sally says Larry's an idiot. Huge idiot. I'm actually the smart one. Whoa. Floor's crooked. The floor? Very dangerous bar. That was the chair. Nope. Pretty sure your ass just sneezed. Oh my god. I think I just fell in love. Swish. Want another drink? Absolutely. Larry Sally Peppers Brent Bell Peppers Tina May, we should open a restaurant. You're an idiot. So, second date? Definitely.
More Uncle Larry short films
The Dinner Party
The candles are lit, the good silverware is out and the guests arrive in their finest — and Larry greets them at the door with a beer and a platter. Sally keeps her hostess smile while the man in the tie sips his wine and wonders what exactly is being served. Formal dinner, Uncle Larry rules.
The Toast
A black-tie party in a glowing house full of champagne and string lights gets an uninvited guest: Larry, in a suit, holding a beer bottle like a microphone. Sally covers her face, the tuxedos turn around, and somehow Larry still ends up in the middle of the room raising a glass with everybody.
Tiger by the Tailgate
Larry and Sally hike a sunlit jungle trail in full safari kit and come back with a third guest for the cookout: a tiger. Beers in hand, sausage and peppers on the grill, and the biggest cat in the jungle leaning in for a sniff — this tailgate has a strict no-sudden-movements policy.
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Can you meal prep and freeze sausage and peppers?
Yes. Cooked sausage and peppers keeps 3 to 4 days in the fridge in airtight containers and freezes for about 2 to 3 months for best quality. Cool it within two hours, freeze in flat portions, thaw overnight in the fridge and reheat until steaming hot (165°F for leftovers).
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